A man and his razor

Is anyone supposed to have so much fun with facial hair? Now: An exclusive (exhibitionistic) picture series, by special request. (Please, please don't judge me to harshly. I try to hide this side of me as much as I can. =) ((And please excuse the quality of some pictures. I was laughing quite hard...))

Lots of moustachic potential here...

My favourite

"Yes, Sherlock, I do believe indigenous species are capable of atrocities."

WOLVERINE? I ATE HIS SPLEEN!

"What do you mean, Bruno? Are we _out_ of lube?"

Finished result. Smile kept in check by aftershave. Sideburns are sadly gone at time of writing, they survived 2 weeks.

Yep, folks, that is one giant human hairball